"Rapunzel, Rapunzel!" "Let down thy golden extensions." Queen Lillian: Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together. Snow White: Well, maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land! Rapunzel: You mean in that rigged election? Snow White: Oh, give me a break. Snow White: I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me! Sleeping Beauty: Everything's always about you, isn't it? It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow. What's to get?ĭoris: I know he's a jerk and everything but I gotta admit that Charming makes me hotter than July. Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once? Who wants their happily ever after?! Charming: Where's that first-born you were promised, hey? Mabel, remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot into that tiny glass slipper? Cinderella is in Far Far Away right now, eating bonbons, cavorting with every little last fairy-tale creature that has EVER done you wrong! Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers. need I say more? And you! Frumpy-pigskin. Puppet Master: I hate that little wooden puppet. Charming: And you! Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father. How does that feel? Evil Queen: Pretty unfair.
And now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal. Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White and then what happened? Evil Queen: Oh, what's it to you? Charming: They left you the un-fairest of them all.
Charming: You're right, oh, I mean you're absolutely right, but I mean, do any of us? Cyclops: Do a number on his face! Charming: No, no, wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think. And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends! Captain Hook: We're not your friends. What do you want, Charming? Charming: Oh not much, just a chance at redemption. Where's Doris, taking the night off? Mabel: She's not welcome here and neither are you. Dialogue Prince Charming: What does a Prince have to do to get a drink around here? Ah Mabel, why they call you an ugly stepsister I'll never know.